Vinyl Discography for Fucked Up and related bands, plus scrap book of things found along the way:
The FU Discog is as complete as it's ever likely to be, Discog 2 and; 3 are works in progress. The other posts are a mixed scrap-book of ephemera and personal interpretations...
These pictures show different connected uses of the boardwalk / bodies / bathtub scene at Jonestown, where lots of people died of believing the same thing.
Left top: Full image used for Fake DF (2005) Left bottom: Image cropped to remove bath tub, used for regular DF sleeves (2006 onwards) Right top: Cartoon image with Jim Jones 'Kool Aid' jug-man, drawn by Brian Walsby for Cheap Tragedies 7" (2008) Right bottom: Cartoon image with Damian jug-man, drawn by Brian Walsby for a DF test pressing (fan commission 2013)
Thanks To Seamus for letting us know about is Hidden World 'Mixed Press' variant... This is a combination of 1st press (monochrome label) and 2nd (coloured label) discs, packaged in a 2nd press sleeve...
The record came from a distro sometime around 2010-2011, so it's unclear if the two were put together by Deranged to use up the last of the 1st press vinyl, or if the distro stores their records and sleeves separately and muddled things up. We're calling it a variant for the time-being, because we like variants.
JADE HAIRPINS don't seem to have existed before FUCKED UP covered their song "Tower on Time", but that hasn't stopped them contributing a song to the latest Merge Sampler CD
The CDs are going out free with Merge orders - my copy had been cast to one side for possible future listening... Thanks to Steven for getting in touch and pointing it out! Finally we get to hear what the "Hoxton Cunts" techno 7" might have sounded like if it wasn't fake.
Available now on available HEREat Quality Control HQ.
Weirdos wondering about apparent Ulysses references in blurb accompanying recent FU releases will probably also note the following:
Jellicoe and Woodbury are the twin dogs of Doubt and Fear, a poetic interpretation of James Joyce’s 'Ulysses', where dogs seemingly are ready to attack at any moment, based on Joyce’s well known fear of dogs. Doubt and Fear channel 'Ulysses' through a Bastard ‘Wind of Pain’ like lens. These self-created monsters use capitalism to keep us afraid to really move forward in life, and scared to connect with each other. They chase us back and 'breath down our neck’.
Also, this is true:
"The name Jellicoe and Woodbury comes from an intersection of two streets in the west of Toronto where two large dogs, Rhodesian Ridgebacks - a breed of dog bred for hunting and killing lions - lived in a friends house many years ago. These dogs terrified Mike from FU as a child. The dogs were mostly friendly and just curious even though they were this snarling violent breed used to kill the most fearsome thing in Africa - one lets their own fear of dogs dictate their relationship with these creatures. The names Jellicoe and Woodbury are the formal names of Doubt and Fear in the world of this story."
(Sit down and allow yourself plenty of time for this one - Mike's replies are again italicised, so you can just focus on those, if you're in a hurry)
Big Interview # 2 - Mike Haliechu(c)k:
Me (by email): Here we are, a little more than a month after you said the Tower 7” would make more sense and now David Eliade is back, but apparently stuck in someone else’s story. Is that him speaking on ‘Tower of Time’ and is it relevant that his words were penned by a fake band called Jade Hairpins?
Mike: there's no evidence to suggest that jade hairpins is a fake band
Me (thinking): This is the second time in two days I've been picked up for describing something FU related as 'fake' and both times realised they might be on to something. What I really meant was, having spent several seconds searching for 'Jade Hairpins' and finding nothing but jade
hairpins, concluded the band probably didn't exist before this record was conceived. Which IS different to it being written by a fake band. Anyway, after several more seconds on google, searching 'Jade Hairpin' found a Kung FU movie franchise and a love story, with a happy ending. Now this might, or might not make the first part of the next question redundant, but he doesn't answer it anyway, so just skip to the boldfaced second part below and the interview will join up neatly, keeping things concise, so you don't have to read a lot of pointless, time-wasting, small-space-filling words, all in the same font, with just one tiny little word of joy.
Me (By email again): Why Jade Hairpins and not Hairy Custard? You’ve used different colours symbolically in the past, can you tell us what’s inspired the colour themes on the new LP and maybe David Comes to Life? Reading can be a way of getting out of a story, so please mention a few titles / writers that you think might help. Just tell us your favourite colour, if you can’t think of any books.
Him: my favourite colour is creamfruit
Me (thinking, again): Shall I ask what creamfruit is? maybe it has special powers, like that transcendent shade of pink, experienced by the author, narrator and protagonist of Valis, or does it just make the records look like nice big wobbly eggs?
Me: Some of the press describes the LP as an ‘odyssey’ and the first new character is Joyce. Is there an enormous Ulysses reference going on here, or is Joyce the most joyous name out there?
10K: because it contains joy
Me (over-thinking before managing to stop): But... oh
Myself: A mysterious 80’s punk compilation just appeared on Static Shock Records. It’s reminiscent of David’s Town, but has a different emphasis; the ‘revolting woman, a constant through history’. So, in terms of FU history, is it safe to say that the ‘Mother Forever' 12” marks a significant change / development in FU content, in much the same way as ‘Looking For Gold’?
Him: that's not really up to me to decide
Me (dream-typing):
Part 4, Chapter 1 - Mother
'Mother Forever' marks a...
Me: (real-typing my last and as it turns out, best question): Lastly, please rate the birthing of the following LPs from 1 -5 , with 1 being natural / comfortable and 5 being complicated / painful:
Mike (adding numbers to the provided list of LPs):
CHEM COM 2
DAVID COMES TO LIFE 3
DAVID’S TOWN 2
GLASS BOYS 4
ZANZIBAR 2
DOSE YOUR DREAMS 2
RAISE YOUR VOICE JOYCE i wouldn't know
Anyway, this is meant to be a discography, not an inane personal blog. I'd better add some more relevant nerdy stuff, like these two below. The record on the left is an 'epics in minutes', the one on the right is the 'baiting the public' (with epics labels), but it's got a picture sleeve. I've seen a few of these with different epics sleeves, the dust jackets aren't numbered, but they otherwise look the same as the real thing. Maybe they should be called fakes, but I own a couple so am calling them 'variants'.
The "secret" 7" and the secret variant
Also, at last, after 8 years managed to get one of these:
"Tour Sleeve" - 50 or so copies exist. This one also comes with
a second sleeve, the highly sought after 'spare copy variant'
Which marked the end of the futile quest to make a collection containing all the FU vinyl variants that were available in 30 or more copies. Or at least it would have done, but still need ''Hare'' on black and gold and ''Live at Third Man" on black and blue.
Looking forward to Dreamsday but don't know what it is? Need reassurance that the future will be ok, but only have time to read really short interviews?
Me too, so I sent five questions to the artist formerly known as 10K - the salient parts of my questions are boldfaced andhis answers are italicised, so you can save more time by ignoring all the other words...
Big Interview - Mike Haliechuck:
Scotty Tankcrime is releasing your new 7” on June 15, I’m getting the vibe this is the introduction to a run of 7”s, or maybe an LP is either of those going to be reality, or is it just dreams?
The 7" is a prologue to something yes.
What is Dreamsday anyway, (apart from June 15) is it a one-off, or will it be an annual thing like Independence Day?
I can't predict the future!
Any sane person needs more FU cover versions of obscure 80’s indie tracks, but seasoned Fuckheads right now will be Pavlov-doggingly thumbing their Eliade and Campbell tomes for tower references and wondering about sacred time… will there be plenty to find within the 7” dimensions?
The tower 7" will make more sense in about a month
Your music often generates the sound of things that might not otherwise sound - obvious examples are The Sun shimmering in “No Epiphany”, the motion of the serpent and the moment after death in “Year of The Snake”, the Dragon (obvs Dragons do make sound, but they allegedly don’t exist so it’s the same thing) - is ‘Tower of Time’ going to sound exactly like a real tower of time, or is it more of a four-to-the-floor banger about urban planning?
One of us made a typo - its tower ON time. have you seen the movie High Rise, based on the ballard book?
(That's a kind and gentle way of pointing my out my mistake, but I'd still like to hear a tower of time.)
Last question is more profane; has the ‘Matador era’ of FU finished / do you have anything planned with them, or is the relationship more open?
